HUMP THE TRUMP

ICE

HUMP THE TRUMP

EPSTEIN

HUMP THE TRUMP

ELON MUSK

HUMP THE TRUMP

NETANYAHU

25% GOES TO CHARITY
25% GOES TO CHARITY
25% GOES TO CHARITY
25% GOES TO CHARITY
25% GOES TO CHARITY

WHO'S HUMPING TRUMP?

  • SINGLE

  • RAT PACK

Our Values

  • The 25% Rebellion

    Satire that pays. We don’t just vent; we provide. By committing 25% of our profits to charity, we transform every "scumbag" we mock into a direct source of support for the communities and nations they’ve harmed.

  • Weaponized Absurdity

    We use sharp humor and massive balloons to strip tyrants of their unearned dignity. When the world’s biggest egos lose their temper, we know we’ve won.

  • Serious Mission, Silly Methods

    Pranks with a purpose. We are deadly serious about our cause, but we never take ourselves too seriously. We fight corruption with ridiculous optics and inflatable audacity, because a laughing world is much harder to ignore.

FAQs

Where do you ship to and how long does it take?

We ship to customers in most international destinations. If your country is not listed at checkout, please contact our support team at info@humpthetrump.com and we will do our best to assist you.

Delivery Time:
Approximately 10-14 business days.

Tracking: You will receive a tracking link via email as soon as your package is on its way.

Duties: Please note that local import taxes/VAT may apply upon arrival and are the responsibility of the buyer.

What's included in the package?

In the package you will find:

1 x Balloon
10 x Stickers
1 x Instructions

Do I need helium for a stick-mounted balloon?

No. Since the balloon is supported by a rigid structure (the pole), you can use standard air.

How do I mount the balloon?

You can mount the balloon on a pole of your choosing and height (the higher the better for visibility).

  • Ideal Fit: A 1-inch (2.54 cm) or 1.25-inch (3.18 cm) diameter pole. These provide enough stability without forcing the material.
  • The "Tight" Limit: You can use a 1.35-inch pole, but it may be difficult to slide the balloon on or off, especially if the material gets wet or cold.

How do I keep the balloon fully inflated?

Changes in temperature can cause the air inside to expand or contract.

  • Cold weather: The balloon may look slightly deflated. Simply add a small amount of air.
  • Hot weather: The air will expand. If the balloon feels rock-hard, bleed a little air out to prevent the seams from bursting.

What is the size of the balloon?

The balloon has the following dimensions:

Height:
90 cm (35.43")

Width: 60 cm (23.62")

Length: 100 cm (39.37")

What should I do if I get a small puncture?

Don't panic! Most small leaks can be fixed with a clear vinyl repair patch. Clean the area with rubbing alcohol, let it dry, and apply the patch firmly. Avoid using duct tape, as the adhesive can degrade the balloon material over time.

What Is Your Return Policy?

Please see our return policy here.

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